Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Thoughts on Hugging, According to Ann Landers

Hugging is healthy. It helps the body's immune system.

It cures depression.
It reduces stress.
It induces sleep.
It's invigorating. 
It's rejuvenating.
 It has no unpleasant side effects.
Hugging is all natural, organic,

naturally sweet and 100 per cent wholesome. 
It contains no pesticides, no preservatives
and no artificial ingredients.
There are no movable parts,
no batteries to wear out,
no periodic check-ups,
no insurance requirements,
and no monthly payments.
It is inflation-proof,
non-fattening, 
theft-proof
non-taxable,
non-polluting,
and, of course,
fully returnable.

(I've been saving this newspaper article for years--way before anyone had ever
heard of a blog. Glad I finally got to share it.)

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